Why, yes, I do often feel like I have a favorite child – and
some days it’s not even any child in this house.
– Editors at parenting magazine –

Being a parent constant sleep deprivation, sensory
overload, humiliating photos.
– Comedian/actor Michael Ian Black –

If your not yelling at you kids, your just not spending
enough time with them.
– Mark Ruffalo –

I want to have a kid the way other people want to own
stock in Google: I don’t want to be responsible for it; I
just want to go to parties and talk about how well it’s
doing.
– Comic Raquel D’Apice –

If you want to know what it’s like to have a fourth kid,
just imagine you are drowning and someone hands
you a fourth kid.
– Jim Gaffigan –

Adults are always asking children what they want to be
when they grow up because they’re looking for ideas.
– Comedian Paula Poundstone –

The real menace in dealing with a five year old is that in
no time at all you begin to sound like a five year old.
– Writer Jean Kerr –

A happy childhood has spoiled many a promising life.
– Robertson Davies –

As a rule, children are a bigger disappointment — their
greatest object being to do precisely what their parents
do not wish and have anxiously tried to prevent.
– Queen Victoria of the United Kingdom –

On most days, if I’m being honest, I’m completely overmatched. ON a good day it all works. On a bad day, they are tornadoes and I am a trailer park. 
– Blogger Julianna Miner